Bone-tifferous, Rag Weed, Prickly, Pumpkin, Muff’n, Who said you didn’t have a nickname?

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Your voice is a powerful laxative! I’m still alive, all though… 4 a moment there… I could have bitten the big one.

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Visiting the Throne of Humility for the 2nd time this morning. Last night’s steak has been purged from my system. We, really, only borrow/rent the food (not buy it).

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You MUST offer your Love to me! I offer only the simple man you see before you. A humble but honest soul with a GIANT desire.

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I had Mini Wheats for B-fast and salad for lunch. Might have been a mistake. 1:10 pm. Is there a song for taking a good dump? Maybe, there should be. 1:12 pm. I feel good, fwee, fwee, fwee, fwee, fwee, fwee. I know that I should, now, fwee… 1:14 pm

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The sweet release while on the Throne of Humility. Today I ponder the worth of my female. She is beautiful, shapely and a good kisser (with those scrawny lips) but all that comes with the high cost of ownership.  What to do?

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Didn’t want anything special. I needed to hear your voice for my daily visit to the Throne of Humility. It works better than any laxative and doubles as a 1-900- call.

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Last night was just the beginning of a weekend marathon of Love. Careful, it might be “vigorous”.

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I am currently on the Throne of Humility and experiencing violent movement. The Pain is intense & I may need the “Jaws of life” to get me out of here. Wait…, I think most of it has finally passed. I feel like a new man, suddenly the sky is blue again and I have a new outlook on life.

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I had my cereal, raisins & banana for breakfast. I’ve had 3 trips to the Throne and 2 of the 3 were explosive!  Hoping I don’t burst a colon.

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