Spending $$$ like you have it.  What will you give me? I know… I will lay there waiting for you…

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Wait, there is something going on here.  This is my 2nd trip to the “throne of Humility” & my bowels are feeling hurricane force winds. I had Beenie Weenies for supper and they’re causing all manner of turmoil.  I may have to visit this place again as it feels like home.  I’m losing my grasp of reality.   Do you truly love me or am I just a good “O” for you?  Is that why you…

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Breakfast is having an effect on me. I may need Life Flight to get me out of here. Now I know how an Idiot Abroad felt!

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Sorry, missed the morning sky b/c I got to work too early. Was it as red as your Ruby Red Lips?

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I know what you’re pondering…” how did I get soooo lucky to find & marry such a wonderful man?  And I would reply that I am the lucky one. 😉

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I heard on the radio this morning that women die from strokes more than any other condition. Be sure not to die before me!

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Oh, the pleasures of the Throne of Humility, it is required like breathing, it takes little time like eating and provides pleasure like an orgasm. Yet it is never talked about like a terminal disease. What a dichotomy of existence!!!!

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Wow, giving birth again @ the ToH. Sure hope my hips don’t spread!  I will have a “booty” after this one.

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What do all these terms have in common: Throbbing, Hugh, Red, Pulsating, Swollen …. … Wait for it … … Your ankle! What were you thinking?   (Note from Muse:  I severely sprained my ankle in a 5k race.)

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You should have woken me up.  You could have told me about your escapades while I ravaged your body.

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