I came in today… I swiped my badge at the turn style. As I walked thru, the gate stopped abruptly, I slammed my nose into the gate and cut the bridge of my nose with my glasses. I was bleeding until I got to the bathroom.
7:33 am
Boney,
I did not “bull moose’ my way in. I was half asleep & was suddenly woken by a shot to the face. I lost a lot of blood & may not have enough for a boner. You might be disappointed as I may only have enough blood for a semi-woody. If I try to completely fill Moby, I may pass out!
8:11 am