Oh prickly, you’re just a bag weed
Now, wait a minute. You need dinner but you also need dessert. Let me be your tasty, after dinner treat.
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Author: Muse
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My Biscuit is Burnt!
You have a life but mine is cursed with boredom. I am now seated on the Throne of Humility surveying all that I see. It truly is another day in Shangri-la!!!
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No blood for a boner
I came in today… I swiped my badge at the turn style. As I walked thru, the gate stopped abruptly, I slammed my nose into the gate and cut the bridge of my nose with my glasses. I was bleeding until I got to the bathroom. 7:33 am Boney, I did not “bull moose’ my way in. I was half asleep & was suddenly woken by a shot to the face. I lost a lot…
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Money Making Ideas:
Money Making Ideas: Get you a job doing commercials. Get you a job doing 1-900 calls.
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Snack Weed,
I’m taking my 1st real dump after our anniversary trip & I’m just a little constipated. I’m having to “push” & now I know what you had to feel when you were having our babies.
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IBS?
Ooohhhh my … Almost didn’t make!! 10:42am Ok, now I have relieved the pressure, but birthing pains are coming in waves. 10:43am I feel like I could pass out. Somebody must have slipped me a Pabst. 10:45am Wait, I might be ok now. Not Sure. Ooohhhh the pain. 10:54am Wow, where is this coming from? Drinking does not agree with me. 10:47am Or… Your sweet voice has unleashed an Irritable Bowel Syndrome. 10:49 am
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SnowPrickly
Awaken from your slumber SnowPrickly… Your worth is waning in the eyes of your business partner. How will you make me $$$ this day? By lowering the price of those Mackie’s.
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Your Destiny!
Prickly, you need the Beefy One. He haunts your thoughts with his promise of deep, throbbing pleasure. You salivate with desire knowing he will send you to the heights of Shangri-La. Don’t resist… It is your Destiny!
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Prickly, Prickly… Come in Prickly!
Prickly, Prickly… Come in Prickly! Prickly, Could it be… that your voice stimulates the sphincter muscle? Causing a subtle feeling of “taking a dump”? This could explain why your voice is so popular at work & at gigs!!! WE should conduct an observation to see if people visit the restroom more often when we play.